27 changes • Posted on March 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Total All Items changes: 27

This is less of a drop and more of an accuracy change to cels value placement. 30.5m almost implies that it pulls proto like a walk in the park. In reality, most proto owners are aware that the 5 seconds of hype that celsior had is for the most part over. I don't see much reason for cel to have rised by 500k other than a forced rebound but hey, now that 500k is completely irrelevant if it isn't easy to get p1 aper (base value). For the most part, it seems people are tired of these forced rebounds, we can see them slowing down with items such as crew capsule.
celsior -> proto (becoming less frequent)
celsior -> p1 + aper
celsior -> 4x aper

Alright, not to be that guy but uhh ima have to be that guy. It’s clear, whether it was a typo error from whoever edited this note or from the original suggestion, that this note clearly has some errors. I’m gonna go out on a whim here and take the liberty of guessing that the original suggester meant “occasionally gets overpays in downgrades” and not and downgrades, as that simply wouldn’t make sense to suggest knowingly. Just an accuracy change here, since players who use changelogs may seem confused when reading this note. Carb is better so I don’t think macaron deserves the “frequently gets overpays” note that carb currently has, so keeping it at occasionally is for the best.

I think this note is pretty self-explanatory: Anybody who even wants a hyper 5 rn is gonna lowball it because they know how horrible it’s been doing: so why pay base? And usually, they don’t even have to: owners of these hypers already give them up on lowballs because of how horrible it’s been doing. Nobody is really giving base for level 5s anymore, regardless of whether or not they want to own one. And if they truly were giving base, then, well, we wouldn’t be seeing THIS many people trading theirs for some crazy ahh lowballs.

Ok so we all know how avoided hypers are: in every trade ad, people are adamant about the fact that they aren’t looking for hypers. And it’s not just on discord, but also on the island and really, everywhere: almost nobody wants to offer on level #### rn (besides you my goat red 4 ❤️). Anyways, this mass avoidance has led to desperation: owners of said hypers have become extremely desperate to trade them off, doing so for some insane lowballs. And the minority of people who actually want to get hyper colors right now, for whatever reason, recognize this: they don’t offer base. Because why the #### would you offer base for one of these right now when you can get them on a lowball? Red is no exception to this unfortunately. No matter what way you put it, hypers are frequently avoided and lowballed and that includes red.

alright like genuinely how is this still 4m?? everyone knows that this cannot pull 4m at all, even from grinders, and it is still valued there?? there is literally no reason not to drop clickbait, it has terrible demand, people avoid it all the time unless they're collecting, and other factors that make this terrible. and yes, this spoiler is rare, however, it doesnt change the fact that this spoiler is doing horribly and it should really have a drop.
common trades
clickbait for a 3.5m vehicle (collector)
clickbait for a 3m vehicle
clickbait for a 3.5m cosmetic

hyper5s in general have not been doing the greatest as of right now, and blue is definitely one of the worst ones right now. it is barely getting any offers as of right now, and most people just lowball for blue5, and its pull is in shambles. as a result, its current trend has been in a dropping state. blue5 just cannot pull 55m at all, and having a value drop to 54m would make sense, since we all know blue5 has been doing terribly right now.
common trades
blue5 for javelin
blue5 for c void + carb/mac
blue5 for pink5

Speaking of a masquerade, let’s have a masquerade to celebrate orange 5 for finally dying. Jeez this color is horrible, I don’t care if it’s stunning #### this color. Let’s look at this past week, it from 34m, and 31.5m to 31m, and 28m, in one week mind you. How does this not have the dropping tag? Does dropping by 3m mean nothing 😭?? Now if you want to talk about its performance in trading c orange doesn’t even get proto, ask a power 1 owner to add for either variant they’ll say “no adds go”, and t try to add for proto with the dupe variant you’re in for a barrage of insults, and maybe a threat or two. Enough said

this is doing so bad in trading it's genuinely insane, the lowballs ppl giving it for 🙏🙏. It can't even pull P1 M12 or d beig atp, let alone clean. I've seen ppl giving it for as low as 33m asw. Dia 4 is the epitome of a discord mod, unwanted by anyone in the real world
Common trades:
Dia 4 for p1 M12 (w for dia 4 mind you)
dia 4 for d beig (also w for dia 4 atp)

Continuing our onslaught, purple 5 just dropped 1.5m today, you’re gonna tell me it’s going to be stable from here on out? Listen, yes it takes time for the market to adjust for ####, but like even after it drops more, nobody is going to offer for it , nobody will give beignet at the moment even if they add #### nobody was taking beignet before the drop anyways 😭. On top of this purple 5 should drop more the values are inaccurate, because I see people giving d purple 5+scorp for beignet no adds, and nobody is taking. Now to remind you again this entire market is dying, and hypers are taking the main hit, and like I said earlier it’s only down from here, people will keep suggesting for it to drop yet put no dropping tag. Anyways toodles.

Yeah red 5, no dropping but low demand. Nicknamed the golden piece of trash. But like one said before you’re still inside a dumpster. Red 5 has taken the least damage so far which is surprising considering before this universal masquerade happened, where everyone decided to go for cars only, red 5 was the summa of absolute mid, and I thought it would take heavy damage but it stayed in tact, but in my suggestion yesterday, I said objectively red 5 is LOW demand, and there’s not many people out here at the moment saying “looking for red 5” you probably forgot the last time someone was looking for a hyper? lol, anyways toodles.

Lined up, one by one. I’m not gonna finish it, but every day, hypers are dropping, and people keep suggesting for them to drop in value, but they don’t have the dropping tag? Let’s start with pink it dropped 2m in 8 days, and it’s only down from here, c pink 5 can NOT get 55m 🥀, so yeah the suggestion farmers are going to have a FIELD day, with it. As we all know the economy is undergoing a recession, as people are currently under the “ONLY #### CARS” mentality, ontop of months of manipulation, and inflation. So hypers will just keep going down, and I think it’s disingenuous to say that pink 5 is “stable” at the moment because it’s really not, Anyways that’s the first of many toodles.

There is currently 161 copies in circulation of this item. Items like the flamethrower and dual flags have a few more copies in circulation and are considered rare to find. This spoiler was unlocked during season 13 and you needed the season pass to obtain it. Combine this with the fact that it was an old season and not many people even grinded this season (let alone bought the season pass) and you get a pretty rare spoiler that deserves this note.